Sometimes I want to be extra mean to people and be like, "Hey, why is your face so ugly? Oh yeah, because your life is miserable and you have a foul attitude."

Or be like, "Why do you dress like a girl but walk without femininity?"

At times, I want to say something like, "You're so pretty but you evidently lack class. When you open your mouth, it's no different from a person who was brought up with no morale. Even the less fortunate have better values compared to what comes out of your mouth."

Or, "Why are you in such a position in a company where English is supposed to prevail, but you can't make a proper presentation before a live audience in full English sentences?"

There's also this annoying face on Facebook who pops out every now and then, and I want to ask her, "Do you think your duck face is cute? Because it's not and you keep taking photos of yourself in front of all mirrors you come across with the same duck/pout-y face and without makeup you're probably hideous."

And others, also on Facebook, who I want to go, "Stop displaying your fats in skin-tight leopard prints on spandex because I'm having such a hard time breathing just looking at your photograph."

Or be like, "Oh, really? I thought you were pregnant months ago because it seems your figure hasn't changed all that much."

But most of the time, I just want to comment with, "Who cares?" when someone posts an attention-seeking status message on Facebook. (Twitter, I understand, because its sole purpose is for one to vomit random words every now and then.)

And then there are those, 'Oh my gosh, I'm so vain, don't view this album; it's full of my photos and I'm so fugly, it's so embarrassing.' BUT THEY POST A BAZILLION PHOTOS OF THEIR FACES WITH AT LEAST TWENTY SHOTS OF ONE POSE ANYWAY, possibly awaiting 'likes' and 'comments' (compliments, etc). 

Same goes with the 'Oh my gosh, I'm so fat' BUT THEY POST A PHOTO OF THEIR FATNESS ANYWAY, still fishing for compliments or awaiting someone from their friends' lists to oppose the caption.

Sometimes I want to walk up to people and be like, "Your horrible attitude suits yo face."

Or, again, on Facebook (I just remembered), I want to be an ass when someone posts a photo of themselves and there's a stream of compliments about how he/she looks awesome in the photo and I'm just sitting there, dying to type something like, "Wait till you see her in person" in the comment box and just burst everyone's bubble.

Or when people post shizz like, 'I'm glad my parents raised me well, unlike you, you bitch, you whore, you low-life, uneducated bastard son of a monkey.' I just wanna go, "Well, your parents evidently raised you to be a perfect non-slandering human being."

But the worst is when someone goes, 'I'm a child of God, a Christian, a godly person' and a few days later he/she posts something that sounds like, 'I don't give a shit about you' or 'You're freakin' stupid'. I'm just like, "Way to go, representing God with your status messages."

I find it annoying as well when someone posts something really long, in English, on Facebook, and the grammar is just horrible and I'm sitting in front of the screen, correcting the person's grammar in my head, refraining from typing up something like, "Stop trying so hard to write in English because those well-versed in the language will only get a headache from reading your stuff."

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And so much more.

Sometimes I want to be really, really, really mean, but I do my best to control myself. I know I have my idiot moments just the same and people may hate me for whatever reasons they have, but it's okay. I think we all have our hypocritical moments, some more often than others and vice versa. The important thing is that you make an actual effort to reduce or even totally eliminate such a characteristic (easier said than done). But yeah. 

Sometimes I just want to be mean to others, but I can't stand it because I feel guilty way too quickly. So I just keep quiet and keep it all to myself (or write it out, like that up there ^).  Sometimes I don't know if that makes me more of a coward or a courageous, self-controlled human being. 

As I always tell myself, "There are people who are better and people who are worse than you are, so if you're going to be an arrogant prick when you open your mouth, think twice." Sometimes I don't think twice.