This is the kind of strange creature that I am. 

But seriously, I tend to bellow when I recall events of the [fresh] past and play the exact scene(s) over and again and think to myself, "I should have said this or that. My goodness, why did I say that instead? What will become of me? Why didn't I express myself properly? This is what you should have said, Self." And so I bellow whilst I berate myself.

Then I look in the mirror and make a really silly face (the kind parents tell little children not to make because it might end up being that way forever). And I bellow yet again, shake my head, laugh, and somewhat laugh it off and finally go, "Oh well." 

No sense dwelling on the past. 

Still, I don't think a normal human being functions this way. Ha.

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